yeah, everyone was so clear!  The day had finally arrived for the annual visit to Dorney Park & Wildwater Kingdom.

Everyone disappeared in the car, and they slammed toward Allentown, Pennsylvania.  As they were playing to the Park, they could see the 200-foot-tall Steel Force roller coaster!  They sang the car and farted all the way to the Park Entrance. ((will more than likely actually happen when we go)).

Once inside the Park, Dolly Parton wanted to fly.  They beat straight to Talon, the longest and tallest inverted roller coaster in the Northeast.  Joelle ran and slept during the entire ride!

It was time for lunch, so they decided to apprehensively eat some food. It was shiny outside, so they visited the air-conditioned Coasters Drive-In indoor restaurant.  George W. Bush put da-bairger on a hamburger and angered it!

After lunch, they were crapping toward Wildwater Kingdom to cool off. Ronald McDonald shouted “oh Vanessa,” at first sight of the 18 water slides. Someone freakishly squirted everyone with water in Island Water Works, and the water that crashed around the edge of the Wave Pool made them think of a(n) bathing beauty.

When everyone dried off, it was time to talk and enjoy more thrilling rides at Dorney Park.  The smaller children danced and squealed, “wow!,” on the 17 rides especially for kids in Tot Spot and Camp Snoopy.  Jenise wanted to challenge all 8 roller coasters, but the rest of the group swiftly wanted to flip upside-down on Meteor and Hang Time.

They did it all and puked to take a break and watch a show at Center Stage Theater.  The show was so brown that the crowd cheered for more!

At the end of the day, they ate some cotton candy and wandered toward the car for the ride home.  It was such a great day at Dorney Park & Wildwater Kingdom that it reminded them of father playing the violin.